neilyoungdreams:

To boldly go where no squirrel has gone before! Good evening fellow travelers. Been thinking about space, the final frontier lately. I was messing around on photoshop and made this little ditty. Trippy huh! Hope I dream up some crazy space story soon.

Neil Fucking Young

ellies-psychedelic-breakfast:

Things that DON’T make you special or unique in anyway:

1. Liking classic rock.
2. Drinking tea.
3. Watching classic movies.
4. Reading.
5. Taking “artistic” photos.
6. Preferring old rockstars over guys your own age.
7. Preferring skinny pale guys over muscular tan guys.
8. Being shy, “awkward” or “socially anxious”.
9. Not wanting to be feminine.
10. Preferring to be indoors.

They forgot to add anything.

Nurse 1: I just cut the cord, what do you want me to do with these sharp ass scissors?

Nurse 2: Just put them on the baby.

No.

pine-cypress:

girljanitor:

tacticalconscience:

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

hahahaha

http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html

Same with any species

jameski:

“Comic sans just screams ‘fun!’”

Dedicated to Jake

buttcoffin:

It’s 316, today.