To boldly go where no squirrel has gone before! Good evening fellow travelers. Been thinking about space, the final frontier lately. I was messing around on photoshop and made this little ditty. Trippy huh! Hope I dream up some crazy space story soon.
Neil Fucking Young
Things that DON’T make you special or unique in anyway:
- Liking classic rock.
- Drinking tea.
- Watching classic movies.
- Taking “artistic” photos.
- Preferring old rockstars over guys your own age.
- Preferring skinny pale guys over muscular tan guys.
- Being shy, “awkward” or “socially anxious”.
- Not wanting to be feminine.
- Preferring to be indoors.
They forgot to add anything.
Nurse 1: I just cut the cord, what do you want me to do with these sharp ass scissors?
Nurse 2: Just put them on the baby.
Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!
YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO
“Comic sans just screams ‘fun!’”
Dedicated to Jake
It’s 316, today.