Sloth on a speedboat
dude your a pauser
"Ted Tones Out his Shitty Mother-in-law with Shittier Music"
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
Oh god. I wonder if my parents wonder why I’ve been signing all my emails as “Daddy.”